[一] Video;

[believeit]

[After waking up just a short time ago and realizing that these journals serve as some form of communication for- well, wherever they are, a family of ninja decide that they need to search for important information.]

Why am I half naked in a forest?

[There’s a short pause before the blond teenager speaks again, for he has an even more pressing question that needs to be answered.]

WHY ARE MY PARENTS HALF NAKED IN A FOREST?!

[Granted, it’s a very important question but the consensus was they had more prudent information to gather. Like where they are, for example. And so a redheaded woman, Kushina, quickly shouts back over her son’s panic.]

Naruto! That’s not the right question to ask!

Oh-- right.

[Those questions can wait for now.]

Where is this place then? Or what is it? It isn’t like.. the afterlife, right? ‘Cause I don’t think I’m dead, so I can’t be in it! But my Mom and Dad are here too and they were dead, but now they’re alive, so how can they be here at the same time and why do we all have wings and OH GOD THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE, ISN’T IT??

[Suddenly, a fist is flying downwards and towards the top of Naruto’s head.

THWAK.]

FOCUS, YA KNOW!

OWW! THAT HURT Y’KNOW?!

[SUDDENLY AN UZUMAKI STANDOFF that Minato sighs and shakes his head at. Trust these two to be diplomats. It seems like the more Naruto speaks, the more Minato thinks he got so many things from his mother. With a lopsided smile, he calmly steps in between them and carefully grabs the journal from Naruto.]

I would like to apologize for that display. [Behind him, there’s an indignant ‘Hey!’ That said, Minato clears his throat and his expression turns a little more serious.] As it is obvious, we are in need of answers. To the citizens who might be able to lend a hand through this book that we have concluded to be a communication device, we will appreciate any help.

[The next words, he hesitates for a moment in saying, but he feels he might as well throw it out there too.]

Also, for anyone who might know my family and I, please contact us as soon as possible. Thank you. [And he ends that with a polite smile.]

Comments

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[A bit later after all this, for the most part-]

I've met Naruto-kun before, yeah.

[voice]

[derpivity]

[It's still unsettling that his son had been here before but he doesn't remember. But he had already found out that people don't exactly leave this place with their memory of Luceti in tact. It's almost a shame given how they have Naruto here, but Minato supposes it's for the best. Sometimes, he's too practical for his own good, even when it hurts him.]

Were you a friend of his?

voice]

[generalflirt]

You could say that, but I'd say that we were more like mates in the building. I'm Shikamaru's roommate.

[voice]

[derpivity]

Ah, I see. You are Shikamaru's friend who's from another world, I suppose? Or am I to assume you're also a shinobi I have yet to meet? [Even if he thinks it isn't the latter, but oh well, might as well humor Masaomi a little lmfao.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Mmmhm. That's me, I'm that guy who's from another world entire. No soldiering in my history.

[voice]

[derpivity]

That's good to know. [That there's no soldiering involved.] What's your world like, then?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

...Big? [He laughs a that, before waving a hand dismissively] I'm from Japan, on Earth. Specifically the big T-K-O, Ikebukuro if you want to be specific.

[voice]

[believeit]

....I don't remember you.

[THis must be that 'he's been here but doesn't remember it' thing again.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

It's okay, I know you have a Y chromosome!

[voice]

[believeit]

A what?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[He laughs at that- a short lived one because that was an A++ joke, okay.

Okay.

And after that, he shakes his head and strikes a pose at the book that beyond the little picture which comes with voice, Naruto probably won't see. Details]

Anyway, I'm Masaomi Kida, ladykiller.

[voice]

[believeit]

Riiiiiight.

[Ladykiller. Sure bro.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

You shouldn't doubt me, man! I've got sources! Shikamaru'll back me up!

[voice]

[endgames]

Definitely. He's as good with the ladies as you are, Naruto.

[And back to ignoring your guys' conversation. Where's that jumpsuit.]

Re: [voice]

[fervidity]

I hope he was nice to you.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Sweet as could be, I assure you! Almost as sweet as the voice floating into my ears right now.

Re: [voice] 1/2

[fervidity]

[Well, that's good. Naruto was already....


wait.]

Re: [voice]

[fervidity]

[LAUGHS]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[Oh yeah, he's got it. He laughs along with it, twirling a finger in the air in front of the book]

But no really, could I have the pleasure of your name?

[voice]

[fervidity]

[Her laughter dies down a little but there's still small snickers here and there.]

Mn, sure. [a small pause for dramatic effect]

The Red Hot-Blooded Habanero.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Aaaaaa~aaah, so it's a spicy delicacy! Habanero-san! It's my pleasure, I assure you! On the name of Masaomi Kida!

[NOT HERE]

[derpivity]

[WE ALL HOPE YOU CAN ESCAPE HIS HIRAISHIN, MASAOMI. LMFAO. but do carry on. Minato doesn't even need to step in for this. Kushina's good enough.]

Re: [NOT HERE EITHER]

[fervidity]

[ARE YOU JELLY HUBBY]

[NOT HERE EITHER]

[derpivity]

[WHAT OF COURSE NOT WAIFU. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN EVEN CHEAT ON THIS GIRLY FACE.]

Re: [NOT HERE EITHER]

[fervidity]

[SHe COULD

BUT SHE DOESNT WANT TO BECAUSE YOU ARE PERFECT HUSBANDO THERE IS NO ONE betTeR just dont get an ego about it >:C]