No one is. I definitely wasn't. [Nothing to see here except occasional glimpses of food preparations, Chouji preparing for Naruto's arrival without bothering to shut the journal. The book is on the counter, propped up against the wall.]

I'm the most newly arrived one from Konoha besides you. Shikamaru's been here for years. [Not counting that one trip home, from which Chouji knows Shikamaru is still recovering.]

Can you figure out how to get here? [Race the ramen, Naruto. Will you arrive before it's ready, or will Chouji have to keep it warm until you arrive?]