And that is the wonder of the Molasses. Total creeps and jerks that need a good kick into being good.

[For the next question, that's a little easier.]

Well, apparently the explanation for that is it keeps you alive here. I thiiiiink it also translates what we say too. I read it somewhere...

In any case, don't rip 'em off. That's bad. Apparently you'll drop dead if you take them both off and you get really sick if one goes. So, yeah, keep them protected.