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[After waking up just a short time ago and realizing that these journals serve as some form of communication for- well, wherever they are, a family of ninja decide that they need to search for important information.]

Why am I half naked in a forest?

[There’s a short pause before the blond teenager speaks again, for he has an even more pressing question that needs to be answered.]

WHY ARE MY PARENTS HALF NAKED IN A FOREST?!

[Granted, it’s a very important question but the consensus was they had more prudent information to gather. Like where they are, for example. And so a redheaded woman, Kushina, quickly shouts back over her son’s panic.]

Naruto! That’s not the right question to ask!

Oh-- right.

[Those questions can wait for now.]

Where is this place then? Or what is it? It isn’t like.. the afterlife, right? ‘Cause I don’t think I’m dead, so I can’t be in it! But my Mom and Dad are here too and they were dead, but now they’re alive, so how can they be here at the same time and why do we all have wings and OH GOD THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE, ISN’T IT??

[Suddenly, a fist is flying downwards and towards the top of Naruto’s head.

THWAK.]

FOCUS, YA KNOW!

OWW! THAT HURT Y’KNOW?!

[SUDDENLY AN UZUMAKI STANDOFF that Minato sighs and shakes his head at. Trust these two to be diplomats. It seems like the more Naruto speaks, the more Minato thinks he got so many things from his mother. With a lopsided smile, he calmly steps in between them and carefully grabs the journal from Naruto.]

I would like to apologize for that display. [Behind him, there’s an indignant ‘Hey!’ That said, Minato clears his throat and his expression turns a little more serious.] As it is obvious, we are in need of answers. To the citizens who might be able to lend a hand through this book that we have concluded to be a communication device, we will appreciate any help.

[The next words, he hesitates for a moment in saying, but he feels he might as well throw it out there too.]

Also, for anyone who might know my family and I, please contact us as soon as possible. Thank you. [And he ends that with a polite smile.]

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[MOM STOP IT.]

What sorta things..... [By the look on his face though haha HE ISNT SURPRISED but he wants to know which of his precious nakama sold him out.]

And what did you guys want to know? [Sixteen years of his life and all of theirs, it is a lot to catch up on.]

[NO.

What DIDN'T she want to know, is the question. So she'll answer the other question.]

The sort of things that would probably get you in trouble with your mom.

[HE DOES NOT WANT TO GET HIT AGAIN THOUGH just gonna.. back away, a little closer to Dad haha.]

Is this about the Academy stuff?

[Like the perfectly trained ninja she is, she sees that shift. Unbeknownst to Minato or Naruto, little mischievous gears start clicking in place as she steps closer to Naruto.]

Oh? Did you do something bad at the Academy?

[When did he NOT do something bad...]

Well just like you feared, I wasn't that good at all my schoolwork.. [Let's see if that excuse flies]

[SSTAHPppp

It makes her pause because Naruto was just a baby when she said those words. He wouldn't have remembered...

But he does remember meeting her later and she could only guess she reiterated those words to her son to make sure he knew them. If she could, she would have laughed. For as unpredictable as people could think she was, she was predictable too.]

Bad grades doesn't necessarily mean you get into trouble a lot, you troublemaker.

[He's dooooooomed, dad can't save you now Naruto]

I wasn't doing anything bad, just harmless pranks mostly! [Mostly. PRECIOUS NAKAMA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SNITCH ON HIM??]

[SHE TOLD U TO PICK YOUR FRiENDS WISELY NARUTOOoo

Okay but... she can't help but laugh. But not until after a lengthy pause where Kushina face screws up, turning red. It looks like she might explode.

And she does but not in the way he's expecting

She bends over to laugh, any thought of his punishment as a deliquent child banished at yet ANOTHER similarity]

That laugh again...

[How does a woman have such a boisterous laugh, honestly!]

[Through sniggers;]

What? What about a laugh?

It doesn't really sound like a woman's laugh..

[FFFFFFFFFROWNS.]

So?

[Oh no that's an angry mom face isn't it??]

N-nothing!

[he's learning]

What's wrong with my laugh?

[don't call it scary or she will punch you AGAIN]

It just startled me again that's all!

[Well he didn't say it was scary this time... right..?]

[MIGHT AS WELL HAVE??]

Again?

Yeah-- Well. I heard it before.

[when he met her, he must mean]

If you've heard it before, why is it so startling?

'Cause it's a loud and scary laugh okay!

[what...really?

DAS MEAN NARUTO]

[whatever she doesn't care it's not like Naruto's opinion is the one that MATTERS THE MOST

she gets a bit defensive about it CAN'T HELP HER LAUGH]

SO WHAT? Then I hope you got your dad's laugh then, ya know?!

[And here comes that whiny screech.]

OWWW! THAT HURT Y'KNOW??!

[scary laugh for mom and girly screeches for Naruto

STOMPS OFF TO HUSBAND BECAUSE HE LOVES HER SCARY LAUGH AND ALL HUFF]

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