[Oh. Hey there papakage. Naruto closes up his journal to talk with him.]

I know it was but it still happened y'know? [Dad he slept in a bed with a girl. A girl who is his friend. And let's not go into any other things ok??]

I don't wanna get married yet, I've got to become Hokage first! [robes before ho's, man. But- that last part makes him stop and think. He can just imagine how mad his Mom would be. Wow.]

....Yeah, you got super lucky on that one, Dad.