[三] Video

[believeit]

[A message pops up, short and sweet, from Luceti's favourite (only) orange ninja.]

Who wants to come to my birthday party next week??

Comments

[believeit]

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna marry Sakura-chan in my future anwyay.

[She just needs to..you know. Like him. Small hitch in the plan.]

[savedtheworld]

Really? I don't think I've ever met Sakura. Is she nice?

[believeit]

Yeah, she's really nice! Unless you piss her off, then she gets really scary.

[savedtheworld]

Really? Well I wouldn't want to get her mad, anyway.

[believeit]

Yeah, she might punch you if you did.

[savedtheworld]

Well even if she wouldn't punch me, I still wouldn't want to make her mad. Everyone should just be happy!

[believeit]

Yeah, I agree. But there's loads of people that ain't happy with like. Everything.

[savedtheworld]

Really? Even with... babies or rainbows or otter-penguins?

[believeit]

Yeah. I bet I know someone that wouldn't even be happy with those.

[SASUKE...]

[savedtheworld]

Who, the fire lord?

[You never know, maybe Sasuke just needed to go penguin sledding all along.]

[believeit]

Why'd you call him the fire lord?

[Assuming here that he knows of grumpybutt Sasuke. But yes MAYBE HE DOES..]

[savedtheworld]

Because you probably don't know his actual name.

[But of course Naruto must know what 'fire lord' means.]

[believeit]

'Course I know his name. It's Sasuke.

[savedtheworld]

Sasuke? I talked to him before! But I never knew he was a fire lord...

[believeit]

He ain't a firelord he can just. Use fire jutsu. And probably hates rainbows.

[savedtheworld]

What about penguins?

[believeit]

I bet he hates penguins too.

[savedtheworld]

Is there anything he likes? There's gotta be... something good about him.

[believeit]

I don't know. I guess he probably likes... training and stuff. And oi, I never said he was bad just that.. he doesn't really like things. [All the things.]

[savedtheworld]

I guess you're right. You can be good without liking things. It's just sad.

When's his birthday?

[believeit]

It's... July. It was a little while ago.

[savedtheworld]

Really? I didn't know. I should get him a late birthday gift.

[believeit]

What are you gonna get him?

[savedtheworld]

I don't know. You did say he doesn't like a lot of things. Maybe... a training thing? Like, like a weight he can lift!

[believeit]

I guess, maybe. I dunno.