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Uzumaki Naruto ([personal profile] believeit) wrote2013-08-18 03:30 pm

[二] Audio / Action

[The recent events had certainly left a lot for people to think about. Naruto is no different, the past few days spent comparing fake memories with the real thing. Mostly he was hung up on how normal the fake life had seemed, a (fake) lifetime spent with a huge, loving family he had never had until arriving in this place.

Out of everything though, there is one question that plagues him the most. Here it comes...]

[Audio]


So even though that place was fake, and the things we remembered from it aren't really real, we're not still like.... legally married or anything, right? Right?

I don't think I'm even old enough to be married y'know!

[YUP. Guess who has been carefully avoiding Tenten ever since things went back to normal. Apparently he can act like a proper ninja when he wants to. He is finally manning-up to face reality though.]

[Actually he isn't, but he had something else he wanted to ask over the journals, so figured he would just throw that in too.]


...Has anyone seen Sakura-chan?


[Action]

[Since Luceti returned to normal, Naruto hasn't been that sociable. Most of his time has been spent at home aside from the occasional trip out into the woods to train or to check in on people close to him that were not fake wives or family members.

Today though, he can be found behind the counter of Shikamaru's convenience store. He has absolutely no idea what he is doing still and with Shikamaru and Masaomi both away, the fate of Luceti's #1 Store™ had been left to the combined efforts of Korra and Naruto.

If it is still standing by the end of the week, it shall be a miracle.]
floralogy: (it was pretty retarded)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-09-01 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Then, I'll talk about your inability to woo girls as much as I like!
floralogy: (.... wut?)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-09-17 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[THERE'S A LONG PAUSE.

Almost as if she hung up.]
floralogy: (Default)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-09-17 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then insane, amused laughter. The kind one would give if, say, someone cracked the funniest joke in the entire cosmos.]

You've got to be kidding, right? You? Woo a girl?

[Ino giggles some more.]

You can't even woo my best friend.
floralogy: (I mean right she's a lesbian)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-09-26 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Let me see you even dare try. [More giggles here. Oh Naruto, you make it so easy.] That'd be hilarious.
floralogy: (you know you want this)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-09-28 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't have to be now, Naruto. Then again, if you don't actually polish your skills early, you'll be left behind.
Edited 2013-09-28 17:44 (UTC)
floralogy: (sakura shave those legs)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-10-01 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, I wouldn't know anything about woo-ing girls. I'm not a guy.
floralogy: (Default)

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[personal profile] floralogy 2013-10-01 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a shame.

[Oh, Naruto. You're so easy to rile up.]

I can probably give you tips on how girls act when they like a guy. Or how to dress properly when you're with a girl.

[But for a price. Hoho.]