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[The recent events had certainly left a lot for people to think about. Naruto is no different, the past few days spent comparing fake memories with the real thing. Mostly he was hung up on how normal the fake life had seemed, a (fake) lifetime spent with a huge, loving family he had never had until arriving in this place.
Out of everything though, there is one question that plagues him the most. Here it comes...]
[Audio]
So even though that place was fake, and the things we remembered from it aren't really real, we're not still like.... legally married or anything, right? Right?
I don't think I'm even old enough to be married y'know!
[YUP. Guess who has been carefully avoiding Tenten ever since things went back to normal. Apparently he can act like a proper ninja when he wants to. He is finally manning-up to face reality though.]
[Actually he isn't, but he had something else he wanted to ask over the journals, so figured he would just throw that in too.]
...Has anyone seen Sakura-chan?
[Action]
[Since Luceti returned to normal, Naruto hasn't been that sociable. Most of his time has been spent at home aside from the occasional trip out into the woods to train or to check in on people close to him that were not fake wives or family members.
Today though, he can be found behind the counter of Shikamaru's convenience store. He has absolutely no idea what he is doing still and with Shikamaru and Masaomi both away, the fate of Luceti's #1 Store™ had been left to the combined efforts of Korra and Naruto.
If it is still standing by the end of the week, it shall be a miracle.]
Out of everything though, there is one question that plagues him the most. Here it comes...]
[Audio]
So even though that place was fake, and the things we remembered from it aren't really real, we're not still like.... legally married or anything, right? Right?
I don't think I'm even old enough to be married y'know!
[YUP. Guess who has been carefully avoiding Tenten ever since things went back to normal. Apparently he can act like a proper ninja when he wants to. He is finally manning-up to face reality though.]
[Actually he isn't, but he had something else he wanted to ask over the journals, so figured he would just throw that in too.]
...Has anyone seen Sakura-chan?
[Action]
[Since Luceti returned to normal, Naruto hasn't been that sociable. Most of his time has been spent at home aside from the occasional trip out into the woods to train or to check in on people close to him that were not fake wives or family members.
Today though, he can be found behind the counter of Shikamaru's convenience store. He has absolutely no idea what he is doing still and with Shikamaru and Masaomi both away, the fate of Luceti's #1 Store™ had been left to the combined efforts of Korra and Naruto.
<#3 om nom
We should set something up, then.
[There's a dead serious look in his eyes. This is serious Uzumaki business, they are pranking Dad today, no matter what.]
my luv in ur body
He's so serious it's sort of funny. She can't help the chuckle either. Definitely her son.]
Then... as soon as he walks in the door?
you get my only nardo tags today i luv ur luv dis much
We pounce on him! [A fist slams into his other palm our of DETERMINATION.]
Well, not actual pounce! But we can use that sealing spell, or I can use that sealing spell, and my clones can help hold him down, then you can do the makeup stuff!
ur luv ur luv ur luv is mah drug
[Though with all his laughing it would be hard to paint his lips red.]
Once you use the sealing jutsu on him, he won't be able to move. So you can use your clones to do whatever you like.
[Minato you are doomed and you only have yourself to blame]
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[Hehehe he was so done for. He was already formulating the plan in his mind. It's a good thing he can use kage bunshins for real important things like tickling!]
[Hurry up and get home Dad!]
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Kushina is bored though and she's not good at just waiting around so she'll try to figure out a way to contact Minato through the journal to figure out where he's gone and when he is getting home.]
I guess these journals are sort of useful.
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With a short sigh, he dispels the two clones for now and sits down on the floor.]
I guess, yeah. Even though they're weird. [Magical recording books, what even.]
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Really weird. [Alright asking Minato where he is on her journal before closing it and turns to Naruto...
on the floor
she joins him, red hair spilling on the floor as she sits next to him]
They're normal is this world though.
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[No money. A barrier. Weird WEIRD experiments.]
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hmmmm]
It'll start to, once you spend enough time here.
That's what happened when I moved to Konoha.
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Did you like it? Living there.
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I was picked on a lot by boys at first because of something I said, and they called me Tomato. Then I started beating them up for it, so that didn't help me gain any friends. It was kind of a perfect nickname, now that I think about it. But I was a troublemaker because I was lonely most of the time and I didn't have any friends until later.
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[He doesn't need to try hard to be able to imagine that. Not having any friends.]
Those boys were stupid anyway, serves 'em right for getting beat up!
[He doesn't think it was like.. his friends Dads' or anything. Though that may actually be amusing, getting beat up by his Mom.]
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[THERE MIGHT BE I MEAN THERE'S A CHANCE
maybe she beat down Ino's dad i can see that]
More importantly, they stopped picking on me as I got older. I made friends too. Not many, but enough that I didn't feel so lonely anymore. A lot of people still saw me as the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero that beat up all the boys. Hard to forget this red hair, ya know?
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It's stuck for quite a while.
What about you? Any nicknames? I mean, we're pretty similar and even your dad had one too. It was pretty well-known, in fact. The Red Hot-Blooded Habanero and Konoha's Yellow Flash's son should have his own title.
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[He isn't aware of any other nicknames though. Not real ones, anyway.]
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kheheheh]
Perfect!
[Konoha's #1 Most Unpredictable ninja?]
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Yeah! It is, right!
[Oh yeah there is that too. Which he suddenly remembers about because his mun was super tired last night and forgot.]
I'm also Konoha's Number One Unpredictable [Noisy] Ninja!
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that gets her to laugh]
Where did that come from?
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I dunno, but Kakashi-sensei said it a bunch of times..
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[!! Idea.]
We should give Kaka-sensei his own nickname.
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She grins yES GOOD SHE LIKES IT]
He doesn't have his own yet? He was on Minato's team.
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