believeit | [二] Audio / Action

[二] Audio / Action

[The recent events had certainly left a lot for people to think about. Naruto is no different, the past few days spent comparing fake memories with the real thing. Mostly he was hung up on how normal the fake life had seemed, a (fake) lifetime spent with a huge, loving family he had never had until arriving in this place.

Out of everything though, there is one question that plagues him the most. Here it comes...]

[Audio]

So even though that place was fake, and the things we remembered from it aren't really real, we're not still like.... legally married or anything, right? Right?

I don't think I'm even old enough to be married y'know!

[YUP. Guess who has been carefully avoiding Tenten ever since things went back to normal. Apparently he can act like a proper ninja when he wants to. He is finally manning-up to face reality though.]

[Actually he isn't, but he had something else he wanted to ask over the journals, so figured he would just throw that in too.]

...Has anyone seen Sakura-chan?

[Action]

[Since Luceti returned to normal, Naruto hasn't been that sociable. Most of his time has been spent at home aside from the occasional trip out into the woods to train or to check in on people close to him that were not fake wives or family members.

Today though, he can be found behind the counter of Shikamaru's convenience store. He has absolutely no idea what he is doing still and with Shikamaru and Masaomi both away, the fate of Luceti's #1 Store™ had been left to the combined efforts of Korra and Naruto.

~~If it is still standing by the end of the week, it shall be a miracle.~~]

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Eh?

[Mom where are you going? He just stands there watching her rush off somewhere, before peering at what she's holding once she's back.]

What's that? Hair stuff?

[How do you know what hair stuff is NARDO she probably has to make him comb his hair sldkgjs]

Yeah, but this is more important.

[HOLDS UP LIPSTICK AND BLUSH]

[He knows what it is VAGUELY ok not like he uses any though. He is a MAN.]

[He doesn't know what those other things are though.]

What's that?

[He probably comes in to bother mom while she is doing hair care stuff and touches everything and touches her hair while she doesn't mind that. But then he knocks a bunch of stuff over and then finally she's like 'NARUTO GET OUT']

It's the second part to the prank.

[OFF POPS the lid and reveals really red lipstick that she hasn't touched since being here. She picked it up just because she's trying to have more girly habits TO NO AVAIL she is playing pranks with her son.]

Your dad likes red, ya know.

[Well Naruto likes her JUST THE WAY SHE IS playing pranks is way better than putting makeup on plus she is PRETTY ANYWAY.

He isn't getting what she means, though.]

Uh, what's that got to do with pranking him?

[AWWWWW yes pranks > makeup

Kushina is silent and her smile fades away, instead placed by confusion. It's pretty obvious, isn't it? Well better show him, since he learns by example the best.

SO SHE REACHES FORWARD AND SMEARS IT DOWN HIS NOSE.]

That's what it has to do with pranking him. Lipstick makes for pretty good non-permanent paint but it's still a pain to get rid of.

[Reaching up to rub lipstick off his nose with a little pout. But oh. Oh!!! Now he gets it!]

Ahah! So We hold him down, then draw on him yeah?!

[LIGHTBULB. She can see it.]

You got it!

[He did!]

Yeah! [Followed by some snickering. Dads gonna walk right into this one hehehe]

I've got some blush here too.

[All brand new. Never been touched. Because makeup, how does she use it.

When she looks at Naruto again, she stifles a small laugh.]

[hehehe Dad is gonna look so goofy with all this stuff on him.]

Where d'ya think he went? He'd better be coming home soon, so we can do this.

He couldn't have gone far.

[Though she is also curious. Maybe the library again. Or out to train. Or...research. Not Jiraiya-sensei's though she will kick his ass so hard.]

And he should be home in time for dinner if he knows what's good for him.

[And she tucks makeup and stuffs in her pocket. After, she licks her thumb and rubs it across Naruto's nose to get rid of the lipstick he missed hehe]

[Mommmm don't do that he is a BIG BOY now he can wipe his own face!]

We should set something up, then.

[There's a dead serious look in his eyes. This is serious Uzumaki business, they are pranking Dad today, no matter what.]

[CAN'T HELP IT

He's so serious it's sort of funny. She can't help the chuckle either. Definitely her son.]

Then... as soon as he walks in the door?

[IT REALLY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS ALRIGHT]

We pounce on him! [A fist slams into his other palm our of DETERMINATION.]

Well, not actual pounce! But we can use that sealing spell, or I can use that sealing spell, and my clones can help hold him down, then you can do the makeup stuff!

And the tickling too!

[Though with all his laughing it would be hard to paint his lips red.]

Once you use the sealing jutsu on him, he won't be able to move. So you can use your clones to do whatever you like.

[Minato you are doomed and you only have yourself to blame]

Right!

[Hehehe he was so done for. He was already formulating the plan in his mind. It's a good thing he can use kage bunshins for real important things like tickling!]

[Hurry up and get home Dad!]

[SUPER IMPORTANT and playing cards with himself

Kushina is bored though and she's not good at just waiting around so she'll try to figure out a way to contact Minato through the journal to figure out where he's gone and when he is getting home.]

I guess these journals are sort of useful.

[Waiting is boring.

With a short sigh, he dispels the two clones for now and sits down on the floor.]

I guess, yeah. Even though they're weird. [Magical recording books, what even.]

[why are you sitting on the floor naruto you weirdo lol]

Really weird. [Alright asking Minato where he is on her journal before closing it and turns to Naruto...

on the floor

she joins him, red hair spilling on the floor as she sits next to him]

They're normal is this world though.

Yeah, I guess. But nothing's normal in this place.

[No money. A barrier. Weird WEIRD experiments.]

[CRUEL MESsED UP EXPERIEMENTS

hmmmm]

It'll start to, once you spend enough time here.

That's what happened when I moved to Konoha.

[He figures it must be like that. For her, at least. Konoha has always been his home.]

Did you like it? Living there.

Not at first.

I was picked on a lot by boys at first because of something I said, and they called me Tomato. Then I started beating them up for it, so that didn't help me gain any friends. It was kind of a perfect nickname, now that I think about it. But I was a troublemaker because I was lonely most of the time and I didn't have any friends until later.

Yeah..

[He doesn't need to try hard to be able to imagine that. Not having any friends.]

Those boys were stupid anyway, serves 'em right for getting beat up!

[He doesn't think it was like.. his friends Dads' or anything. Though that may actually be amusing, getting beat up by his Mom.]

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